The Fist of Zen has been sent to separate the weak from the strong, the wheat from the chaff, the prawn balls from the beef dumplings. The contestants face many trials once they decide to follow the path. On the way they encounter the exploding inflatable body suit, the 30 second onion goggles, or the challenge of the ping-pong balls tied around the gentleman’s man snake…..and the wise man will suffer them, in silence. Yes, even when the paper cuts between the fingers are dipped in vinegar and lemon juice, the wise man must keep his trap shut, for if he screams, even as he is mechanically wedgied in the library, he will lose out on a stack of western trading paper (also known as money)….